I'm an exiled citizen of the empire (think Ovid) who's been legally disenfranchised and electronically tagged for public display. In sum, I am reduced to a side show in the larger circus of post-modern, American life.
I'm highly educated, erudite, and capable of a great many tasks, yet I am virtually unemployable because of misguided public policies and feel good political grandstanding.
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